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The Sour Diesel universe

The Night Courier

If Sour Diesel is your strain, this is your sign: the Night Courier. The clock above the subway stairs says 11:52, there is one sealed envelope left in the bag, and you have never once been late.

The Courier checks the clock, the clock checks the Courier. Five seconds, every night.

If Sour Diesel is your strain

You are the one who says “already?” before anyone else has looked up. You like a city better after dark, when it is finally quiet enough to hear yourself think, and you think best at speed. People assume you are rushing. You are not rushing. You are on time, which to you is a different thing entirely, and a point of honor.

You make rules for yourself that nobody asked for and keep them anyway. Paper before the day does. A-sides only. Red lights are suggestions, green lights are promises. You would rather talk than wait, and you would rather ride than talk, and when you are riding you talk to clocks, which is the closest you come to meditation.

At your best you are the person everyone wants on the last run of the night: fast, cheerful, impossible to lose, grinning when you arrive. You do not need the “already?” but you live for it. You know a shortcut for everything, and you have never once gone around the steam.

Your flaw is the bike itself: one gear, no coasting. You cannot ease off, even when easing off is the move, and the people who love you have learned to put a hand on the bar and say sit. You have a clock somewhere that owes you an apology, and you are not going to let it go.

What you need is a bridge: one honest climb a day with a view at the top, and a door that someone keeps open faster. Give you that, and the envelope is on the desk at 11:58, every time.

Your sign at a glance

Your hour
11:52 p.m.
Your place
The clock above the subway stairs
Your object
A sealed envelope
Your tempo
One gear, no coasting
Your weather
Steam off the grates
Your flaw
You argue with clocks

Your people

  • The Sprinter (Green Crack)The Sprinter is the only one who keeps your pace, and the only one you have never had to wait for.
  • The Funky Gourmet (Blue Cheese)The Funky Gourmet: two knocks and you are in, and the shop is the best room in the city until two.
  • The Aurora Keeper (Northern Lights)The Aurora Keeper is the one person who can make you sit down, and the only one you will sit down for.

Things you say

  • Red lights are suggestions. Green lights are promises.
  • Envelopes and blueprints. Paper. Paper is the whole business.
  • This city has a shortcut for everything except sleep.
  • If the clock says eleven fifty-two, I say eleven fifty.
  • You hear that? That’s the steam. That’s the city breathing. Keep up.

A scene from your world

Last run of the night

The clock above the subway stairs says 11:52, and the Night Courier takes that personally. He has one envelope left in the bag, sealed, addressed in pencil to a drafting room on the far side of the bridge, and a rule he made up years ago and has never broken: paper gets there before the day does.

“Eleven fifty-two,” he tells the clock, rolling the bike back off the curb. “Call it eleven fifty. You run fast and we both know it.” The clock, as usual, says nothing. The green lamps on the stairs hum. Steam comes up through the grate and goes straight through him, warm for half a second, and then the avenue opens out ahead, long and empty and striped with light.

He rides a steel track bike with one gear and no coasting, which means his legs are always talking. The sour-green bag sits across his chest with the strap doubled over so nothing swings. Tonight it carried eleven envelopes and two blueprint tubes, all of them sealed, all of them signed for by people who looked up from their desks and said some version of “already?” He lives for the “already?”

On the rack behind him the boombox plays the tape it always plays, the one he dubbed himself, A-sides only, no filler, because a run has no room for filler. The dispatcher’s voice crackles over it from the radio clipped to the strap. “Courier. You still out?” “Still out. Last one. Tell them to keep the door open.” “Door’s open.” “Then tell them to keep it open faster.”

He takes the long block at full tilt, drops a shoulder into the turn by the print shop, where the lights are still on and the big machines are still breathing out tomorrow’s drawings, and climbs onto the bridge. The bridge is the only hill in his city and he treats it like a conversation he intends to win. Halfway up, the wind off the river gets into the jacket and the reflective tape on his sleeves throws every headlight back where it came from.

At the top he does the thing he does, which is not stop, exactly, but ease off for the length of one breath to look at it: the whole city laid out under him in hazard yellow and asphalt grey, a million windows, and somewhere in there a drafting room with its door open. He grins. He always grins. Then the far side pulls him down the slope and he lets it.

The envelope is on the desk at 11:58. The architect signs for it without looking up, then looks up. “Already?” “Already,” says the Night Courier, already halfway back to the stairs. There is a clock there that owes him an apology.

The route

The clock above the stairs
A round street clock over a tiled subway entrance, lit green from below. He sets his watch by it and argues with it anyway.
The steam line
Three blocks of avenue where the grates breathe all night. He could go around. He never goes around.
The print shop
Open until two, machines humming, the source of the blueprint tubes. The woman at the counter calls him “Eleven Fifty” and has never once asked why.
Dispatch
A voice on the radio clipped to his strap. Nobody has ever seen Dispatch. Every run starts with a crackle and ends with “copy.”
The bridge
The last climb of the night and the only hill in his city. The view from the top is the part of the job he would do for free.
The rack
A boombox strapped behind the saddle, playing a tape he dubbed himself: A-sides only. A run has no room for filler.

The Night Courier, from every side

The Night Courier character sheet on a warm off-white background: two full-body views, one holding an envelope, and three head-and-shoulders expressions
The Courier from every side: cap backwards, bag across the chest, envelope in hand, and the grin he arrives with.

An original character, created for Sour Diesel by Official Cannabis. Art direction by Official Cannabis.

Wear the night

Pieces from this world come on tees, hoodies, caps, stickers and a mug.